"Don't bother me with facts." - Norman Lowell

I was intrigued by my father's laughter in the living room, so I went to have a look at what was going on. What I found was Norman Lowell ranting on TV, with Imperium Europa's logo (which looks like something out of Power Rangers) in the background... and my mother on the couch continuously questioning why he was wearing his tie in such a manner.

Here are my comments on some of the highlights. By "highlights" I mean the things that were said in between my laughter to which I was able to pay some attention.

Throughout the show he insisted he wasn't spreading hatred, but love.

Putting every single Jew on Tasmania seems to be workable according to him. Now, Tasmania already has quite a few near-extinct species on it, why put another on there? Plus, if you put them on an island altogether, they'd eventually revolt and blow the rest of us up. Einstein, Oppenheimer, Teller, all Jews, all key figures in the creation of the nuclear bomb. Not surprising really, of course they wanted to blow up the Nazis. MY POINT BEING, they'd probably want to blow you up too, Mr. Lowell.

The Catholic religion is "feminine" unlike the Muslim religion, which can't feed itself by the way. I'm not too sure where he got the impression that the Church is womanly. It certainly is when compared to Islam... but... come on. And regarding Arabs not being able to feed themselves (he mentioned specific countries such as Libya and Egypt) I'm confused as to how northern Africa and the Middle East managed to survive and prosper much more than most of Europe for so long without being able to cook themselves a good meal.

Hitler's a hero, Churchill's a criminal and a drunk, who went to war with the wrong country. A number of issues with this. 1) Hitler wasn't a hero, probably no need to elaborate on this, and the only person who might read this blog and disagree with me on this is Martin. He would disagree by shooting me in the face. So let's hope he doesn't read this. 2) Churchill wasn't a criminal. So what if he bailed on a bar tab back when he was stationed in India? I'm sure he made up for it further on in his life. 3) Lowell should get his facts straight. Churchill wasn't in power when the UK declared war on Germany. Chamberlain was. Churchill didn't start the war. He finished it. Cause he was bad ass.

In case you guys haven't realised yet, I'm talking about Winston Churchill. Not the dog.

Nonetheless, "Imperium Europa" will come into effect in 2012. Good thing Lowell hasn't yet realised the world's ending round about then.